Talk about '' I hate fast food! ''

I used to have a cousin( not the naughty one), which hated fast food. No matter what I served him, if it's fast food, out the window. I tried McDonald's, Burger King and a many others. Everything and anything! My friend told me to try the one thing he loves, Subways. You know, the place where they serve oblong burgers called subs. I bought one and stored it in the fridge, then I went out for a sec. I was planning on eating it but when I came home, I saw something super weird. My cousin's eating it! FAST FOOD!!!!! In his DAMN LITTLE MOUTH!!! So much for '' I hate Fast Food ''. I told him, nobody can possibly resist the fast food army.