The Da Vinci guide

Actually if you're not Da Vinci, get the hell out of here! Da Vinci, if you're reading this now, I have to let you know that I can't guarantee the quality of this guide. I'm not an author, so if this guide is not up to date or anything, let me know. If you want to post super blogs, all you have to do is observe the world around you. Everything in Itachi's Nightmare is real. Everything in my blog is a part of my life. Look around you, remember you're in school and all those bullies were doing stuffs that were pretty unpleasant to you, and you just wanna grab a stick and shove it up their ass? Well that's a story. Open your computer and post it. Two words explain it all ''Express Yourself''. That's all I have, if it can't help you, don't get angry with me, ok? But I'm reallyyyyy looking forward to read your blog. Remember, EXPRESS YOURSELF. 

Animal Gangland Smackdown!

I watched a movie called ''Caught on Safari'' just now and it was like, CRAZY! It showed lions hunting buffaloes. Firstly, the lions took up position on top of a hill, three lions on the hill, one at the side of the hill and another two on the other side of the hill. Buffaloes have bad sense of sight and hearing, so they compensate those with an acute sense of smell. But the wind was blowing with the lions, so the buffaloes couldn't smell the lions approaching. Minutes after the lions arrived, they burst forward like olympic sprinters, but only much faster. They was targeting a small and slow calf. Lions have the ability to sprint faster than a calf because they are much more experienced in hunting and chasing. But they can only keep this speed for short distances whereas buffaloes can keep theirs for long distances. But the burst of speed was enough to chase down a weak calf. One lion was charging so fast that when it jumped and tackled the calf, both the lion and the calf tumbled down into a lake. Then the lion's comrades joined in the kill. Most of them went for the neck, presumably trying to suffocate their prey as fast as they could. They even turned their prey upside-down! While the lions were dragging the calf out of the lake, BOOM! A croc, about 8 meters long, went up the bank and bite at the calf's leg. It was like a tug of war between the lions and the croc. The croc was about to win but for some unknown reason it let go, maybe because it's tired or it didn't want a hard meal. So, the lions win. They dragged the calf up dry land. Much to my surprise, the calf wasn't dead yet! It was not weird when the whole herd of the calf came back for it.There were approximately 6 lions surrounding the half dead calf. At first the hornless buffaloes stood in front of the herd, then the tough alpha males came toward the front and gored the lions! 4 lions were gored and chased away. The two remaining lions were also gored later. One of them were gored so hard that it flew sky high, bloody! It was a privilege to see such violence in the animal world. But it was bloody!

Just asking

If one day you're at school, then you see someone stealing another guy's wallet. You are bring forth to your teacher and they debrief you. You make your statement clearly and when you're done, the teacher said '' You're a fucking liar! Go away before I kill you!'' How will you feel?

My first mechanical friend

Today, when I was reading a book, I came across something in the book I was holding. It was an old rusty computer. Something struck my mind and automatically I thought of posting this post. It's about my first mechanical friend, my computer.

My computer and I were best buddies until new technologies were introduced. The meeting of me and my first computer was when I was a kid. My dad called me and said that he had bought a computer, I didn't believe him. But when he came home, he really did buy a computer. It was not a very big one though but it was the start of a new technological era in me. I was captivated by the way the computer switched one, how it print things and how the CD tray moved in and out. I used it tons of time every day under my dad's supervision. It was thrilling, but when newer technologies like the LCD, the Plasma, laptops and notebooks were brought into this world, I tend to let the old things go, like my first computer.

Now, it lies under my house, in the basement. I had to left it there because as I grow up, a much more efficient machine is needed, a newer computer. But it was my friend, not any ordinary human friend, but my FIRST MECHANICAL FRIEND!

Is it right to hate one's cousins...?

I'm confused, confused about whether it is right to hate my own cousins. A lot of people, including my friends at school, asked me to let go the hatred I harbored ages ago towards my cousins. I tried but I just can't! I just cannot let it go! I wish to, but I can't! Everything always went back to the beginning. Like one time, when I was back from school, I saw my brother on the ground, crying. It was obvious that my cousins were at guilt but they denied it. I forcefully extracted information from them and the truth was they were the bad guys. But my parents scolded for being rough on them. They pushed me and my brother to the extreme but we couldn't do anything except to get toyed by them! The feeling, the embarrassment, the humiliation was terrible! Although I was the older, smarter, taller and tougher one, I couldn't do anything! The hatred, the grudge, the abhorrence, the detestation, it's just UNACCEPTABLE! But as the older and the more mature one, I just can't stop thinking that it is wrong to hate my cousins.... What should I do?

Lebron made it look so easy!

Today was rough. I went to school and saw my friends waiting for me. Confused, I walked over and asked them why, they said we were going to play basketball. That was my first time playing basketball so I wasn't really good at it. We started off with a couple of free throws and dribbles. Then, the team captain divided me and my friends into two groups. We had no referee so there was no ''throw the ball up and smack it'' thing at the beginning. To replaced it, we used throw-ins. The match point was 20, after minutes, the opposite team was ahead of us by 16 points! This pissed my team cap. off and he scolded us. But none of us were listening cause he's not as pro as he thinks. He couldn't even make a normal basket, let alone a dunk! He also sucked at stealing balls, plus, his fat ass made running almost impossible! Then, we stopped the game for leisure free throws. I got 3 baskets out of 10 and the captain of the other team got 7 out of 10. Lebron made it look so easy, but in reality, it's difficult!

The long way of life...

This blog was inspired by my little brother. He told me, '' Brother, life for me is tough'' It was this little message that pushed me to post this blog. I want to help every kid around the globe to overcome life's obstacles. Life, is like a never lasting plunge. It's fun at times but also risky at times. To all the little kids out there, life is not tough if you THINK it's not tough. But, if you do the opposite, the results will also yield the opposite. Life has prepared a long way of hindrance for you to crash through, and you have to. Despite everything life throws to you, you still have to get on with it. You can never stop. Life is divided into 4 sections, the first one being the birth period, the second one is the mature period, the third one is the work and disease period and the last one, the death period. I'm just going to skip the birth and death period because it's easy. The mature period is easy, just control your emotions and your budget and you will be smooth-sailing to the work and disease period. The work and disease period is the most toughest period in life. You will have to take care of your family and fight off the hordes of diseases that life's gonna throw at you. One thing you have to remember, life is tough, but we are tougher!

Dreams....rookies......shattered...

After all these wasted years, I have finally come to a conclusion. Dreams, are for rookies who doesn't even know what is it. Dreams were created by god to torment humans for their past sins, dreams caused us to kill each other, dreams caused casualties. Like what I said, dreams are for rookies, not for us teens. My dreams, shattered and tossed into the deep recesses of the back of my head. If I didn't do that, I might be suffering right now. Don't believe me? Try setting a dream I assure you, it has a 90 percent chance of shattering into your head, causing immense mental aggravation and pain. Just remember, dreams, are for rookies.....

Spoilt for choice..

I'm thinking of getting a new laptop but I'm not the IP kind of person. Perhaps the blog can help me? I'm about to get Dell, then Alienware popped up, after that, XPS! Among these three brands, which is THE MOST suitable for gaming but, at the same time useful for projects?

The requirements I need for my laptop/PC :
1. 4GB ram or more
2. 250 GB of space
3. 2.8 GHz processor
4. built-in webcam
5. 2007 Microsoft office
6. a 19-inch LCD screen
7. Coolermaster or liquid nitrogen cooling system
8. State-of-the-Art Sound card
9. State-of-the-Art dual Graphic cards
10. Altec Lansing external speakers( for laptop) or speakers + bass( for PC )
11. State-of-the-Art mouse with extremely high sensitivity
12. Internet service
13. smooth and comfortable keyboard

Above are the requirements for my laptop/PC. If anybody found all the parts above, count the money and post it as comment on this blog. Thank you XD

Anger...The demon within...

Everybody has their own demon. A demon so powerful, so evil, so devastating that it sometimes consumes its host's soul, leading to the destruction of both itself and the host. One has to find one's demon to destroy it before it destroy its host.There are different types of demons, mine for example, is anger. Anger causes me to go berserk when something or someone pisses me off and I hurt people when I go berserk. When anger cools off, I will go back to myself, confused. It's horrifying to know or worst, see the damage you have caused in berserk mode. But now, after countless attempts to grasp anger's neck, I succeeded in suppressing it. All I have to do is grab a jug of freezing cold water and pour it over my head to cool off anger. Time after time, anger gradually disperse and I'm free from it. It's nice to be free from it. You better start hunting and putting your demon down before it puts you down.

Pestilence!

Have you ever wanted to rid your class or the world of bugs(the human ones)? I do! But I can't because I'm the frail one. I suggest that every blogger or human that is reading this now stand up and draw the line between good and evil! Crush them! Crush the bugs before they crush us....

Burden's off

Finally, I can rest! I deserve this rest because I finished my work. But....the work was supposed to be done 2 months ago but who CARES? As long as it's done, I'm cool. The feeling of getting your job or work done was sweeeeeeeet! The completion of my work drove me to post this blog. You wanna taste the sweet feeling of completion? Create it yourself.

Two-bit!

A certain someone is impersonating someone. I know both of them but I can't discriminate between which is which and if I guess wrongly, I'm dead! Any ideas on dealing with this problem?

Destiny awaits...

All these years I've been thinking, what is the purpose of living? Why am I here? But most importantly, who am I? What do I have to do? Every one of these questions swirl violently inside my mind, trying to help me find my purpose of living. The answer to my questions were answered this morning by a little boy. I was strolling in the park, nothing to do. So I sat down on a bench and something cute but interesting caught my attention, a little boy falling down while playing football. He fell down multiple times trying to score a goal without a goalkeeper! This might sound a little bit easy to us but to a boy like him, it was like scaling the treacherous sides of Everest! The boy was exhausted, but he was determined to carry on. With every kick he delivered, he would fall down. To me I would've already given up but the boy was just the opposite. That boy inspired me to find my true self in me and I did! The point is, you should too.

Boredom.....without school?

Jeez... I thought days without school was cool but, I was wrong. Life without school was mad, insane, creepy. I mean, there were no friends around you, no friends to play with and the most important one, no friends to HANG OUT! The words 'Hang Out' mean a lot to teens, even an exemplary teen! My advice? Go to school. Because I experienced days without school and trust me, it s**ks!