Troll language

Me a troll mon. Me here to write some groovy troll language. Don't be afraid mon. I be from one of the cool troll clan, it be my pleasure to tell you my clan's name, Bloodlust. This clan be aging over the past 100 years mon. Me friends, some from the Darkspear tribe, be Rhasta. Like the one you use in Dota mon. Another be my cousin, he from the pacific ocean mon. He be Gustave. I have picture of him, I post later. Me species of trolls be decreasing mon, all because of you man destroyed our land mon. Me clan's witch doctor has passed away because of you humans producing Carbon Monoxide. He smell, later he died mon. We all sad. Stop polluting earth mon or we will chop your head off and cook it. The sea troll in the picture is me distant cousin, he passed away due to oil spills. I be dying soon mon, stop killing me friends and relatives when I be dead.